dear blank please blank

these are just a few of the blessed jewels you can find on one of my favorite sites.

Dear grass on the other side,

I bet your water bill is way higher.

Sincerely, the grass over here

Dear Cotton Eyed Joe,

Let's get to the bottom of this... Where did you come from and where did you go?

Sincerely, Curious

Dear dog,

I appreciate you missing me, but I only took out the garbage.

Sincerely, please stop jumping

Dear High School Musical,

Don't let the door hit you on the way out. 

Sincerely, Glee

Dear automatic paper towel dispenser,

Is my interpretive dancing not enough?

Sincerely, my hands won't dry themselves

Dear Tortoise,

Oh please, I let you win.

Sincerely, The Hare

Dear girls who take pictures of themselves in the mirror,

You do realize that you can turn the camera around and see what is in the shot with the mirror right?

Sincerely, smart

Dear King,

If you wanted to put Humpty together again, maybe you shouldn't have given the horses the first go at it.

Sincerely, All the King's Men